I have been moved back to my parent’s house for less than a fucking hour and I’m already fed up with their bullshit.

How do grown people do this? Someone save me.


family dinners more like


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Took my dad for late night foods… Did he just make a Good Burger reference?

Took my dad for late night foods… Did he just make a Good Burger reference?

A four year old just explained to me that only boys should be allowed to marry boys and girls can only marry other girls. And that boys and girls can’t marry each other. Amazing.

Also she couldn’t understand how I wasn’t married to my female roommates. Amazing.

The big men ripping up my kitchen are working to some of the sassiest R&B jams right now. Amazing.



Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart

This song came on as I drove home and I couldn’t help but sing it at the top of my lungs.

this video is five and a half minutes of perfection.

Anonymous said: your fav childhood memory?


Not paying bills

My fiction beats the hell out of my truth

(Source: evrythingsucks)


Pass That Dutch / Missy Elliott

(Source: italiandisco, via neon-valley-street)

Yooo going out for a free breakfast while being on the clock is amazingggg. Thank you Dionysus for bringing the rain and not making me have to work outside.

It is 5 AM. I am stealing some of my roommates milk. My legs hurt. I cannot fall asleep. It is 5 AM.


maybe i would have been something you’d be good at
maybe you would have been something i’d be good at

but now we’ll never know

Tags: truth

isn’t it funny how much time creates a distance between people? how much we can change even within weeks? and forcing connections is futile and depressing? 

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